Those kooky old vegephiles at Peta finally decided to let it all hang out.
They
appeared in New York today – well, their serfs did – dressed as Ku Klux
Klansmen. I wonder if Grand Beagle Newkirk was present to rally the
storm-troopers.
The
thing is, the joke’s on Peta. Walking around dressed in what I presume
is the new official uniform ties in so nicely with their profiling of
‘pit bulls’ – not to mention their owners – that it makes this observer
wonder why they waited so long to ‘come out’ and say it loud.
They
appeared in New York today – well, their serfs did – dressed as Ku Klux
Klansmen. I wonder if Grand Beagle Newkirk was present to rally the
storm-troopers.
The
thing is, the joke’s on Peta. Walking around dressed in what I presume
is the new official uniform ties in so nicely with their profiling of
‘pit bulls’ – not to mention their owners – that it makes this observer
wonder why they waited so long to ‘come out’ and say it loud.
Tell it like it is, girls.
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In other news, the ‘charity’ (ha ha ha! snorfffit! gezeegle! wahoon!) won a prestigious Award:
The American Language Association has announced the winner of its coveted “Doublethink”
Award, presented to the individual or group which best illustrates the
act of holding two contradictory beliefs simultaneously and fervently
believing both.
Award, presented to the individual or group which best illustrates the
act of holding two contradictory beliefs simultaneously and fervently
believing both.
Lassie, Get Help has the rest of the story.
Congratulations to Ingrid and the crew. Here’s hoping for more like this in future!
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It
seems that the hypocrisy biz pays well. The gang is moving to spiffy
new headquarters in Washington, DC. The wascally wabbits at the CCF
are on a mission
to warn the new neighbours about what to expect once the flakes move in.
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Peta – Providing low-hanging fruit since like forever, man.
We anxiously await Peta’s kill numbers for 2008, but in the meantime, Terrierman refreshes our memory about their success in 2007
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Peta – Providing low-hanging fruit since like forever, man.
Crossposted from Caveat
I don't know how you manage to tackle a subject that irks me so much and still make me laugh! Maybe because PETA would be laughable if they hadn't managed to dupe people into parting with their hard earned dollars for a “charity” that just wants to treat animals ethically (not). I guess people for the eradication of domestic animals or death before domestication wouldn't be as easy to sell as a worthy cause to average folks. Well, let's hope people will start seeing them for what they really are now that they've worn their fancy new uniforms on the streets of New York.
I'm glad you got a chuckle out of their antics.
These buffoons don't deserve to be taken seriously. They must be mocked so people can see they are just a bunch of misguided kooks who aren't worth the time of day.
Who takes an object of ridicule seriously? I mean, other than the mainstream media – but even that big, dull, slow-moving beast is starting to get it.